Brody and the Potty Training Scam

I recently discovered why Brody was so eager to potty train. It was part of an elaborate scheme to sneak his way into bed with mom and dad. I gotta give it to the kid - he will go to great lengths to get what he wants! I was a little slow to his plan at first, but after about four nights of Brody waking up somewhere between 2 and 6am and saying "Go Pee, Mom!" and then quickly saying (read: demanding) "MOMMY BED" before his last drip was out clued me into it. Of course I'm dead tired and don't feel much like fighting him, so instead I bring him to bed. And Brody does the evil laugh knowing his master plan was genius. Well played Mr. Brodeur. Well played.

Scoreboard:

Brody: 1

Mom/Dad: 1 (Because even though we sleep like sh*t, at the end of the day the kid is potty trained)